Excuses

[JohnDoe]

Dude, the water stinks this morning!

[Buzz]

I forgot to take my "Hold the F on Medicine".

I have also used the beer one "validly" many times

[JohnDoe]

OK, I'm personally guilty of another one:

This cold weather is making my bindings too stiff!

And this is true too:

I'm in such good shape, the wetsuit fits wrong and it's collecting water!

My wife loves these 2:

you were going too fast (even when Ppass is on) or

the wake is bigger today (when it's just us)

My response:

wait until your boat driving ruins my set...honey!

[JohnDoe]

OK, I really like this thread...and it's a great way to get my count up!

That barefooter that went by earlier caused an upwelling of bubbles and softened up the water!

PPass is having a bad day

The rope feels dead

(in reference to a "hot" speed): was that 34 like, on fire? c'mon man, you're burnin me up back here!

As the boat driver, you should know to always make a turn away from my cut (wakeboarding)

(wakesurfing)...dude, that was like 9.7, I go 9.5, you know that!

I was drinking "heavy" beer earlier, thats why I have to go 9.7 (after complaining of 9.5)

I'm gonna leave a recorder in the boat next set because I, along with everyone else makes more excuses its ridiculous...and we're not even that good!

[Franickle]

After reading this yesterday we had 90 degree weather and I left work early to grab a few sets. My wife made a great early dinner to have before we went out. After skiing like crap I said.

" I had too much chicken"

All I did was laugh after I heard myself say it and thought about this thread

[tgaugh]

The problem is after you crash you are compelled to tell the boat something when they come over! I too found myself doing this last night as well and thinking of this thread. My last sessions I used the excuse "that thread is pissing me off ".

Nobody knew what I was talking about but it was my best excuse of the night!

[obski]

Here is one that I had a kid using over and over:

I had to let go because my shorts were coming off

[Maddox]

Too many people in the boat

Not enough people in the boat.

[dlb]

I not quite awake yet.

I got distracted thinking about last night.

[UWSkier]

I'm not used to the wake from a 3 blade prop...