Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves!

[Afun]

That reminds me........ I almost got in a scrap at the boat ramp today........

Not even close...

[DIE2SURF]

PBR... my go-to beer on 2-bit Tuesday at the Oasis Bar in Chico from back in the day.

[wedge88]

IDK!

[NorrisMike]

I wonder if African kids would have more if everyone stopped giving them so much foreign aid?? Word on the street is they're lazy and everyone expects something for nothing nowadays. Sound familiar? Oh, oh, and they have corrupt leaders.

[mr7]

The only appropriate response.

[Kalamazoo]

www.waketheworld.org africa edition coming soon...

Edited May 12, 2015 by Kalamazoo

[footndale]

I find it really funny that none of you guys noticed the Wakeski's and Salmonboards. That was the biggest give away.

Wake skis are a real thing though.

Actually the clue was you weren't a new forum member and you own a Response.

[Romi]

Surprised not to see an F-150 comment in here yet!

[bunji169]

OP must have the old "$50k All Day" Mastercraft ad stuck in his head.

[DocPhil]

DocPhil How much is a new boat in 2015?

Too DAMN MUCH!!!!

[DUKENO1]

I believe it was the late Sam Kennison that said during one of his routines talking about Africa something like..."We have deserts in the U.S. too.....we just don't LIVE IN THEM!!! WHY DON'T THEY MOVE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[crashleroux]

Was not my plan at all. This was just a joke. I watched the news and saw some a$$hat complaining that we're too conservative.

CLOTHING OPTIONAL

[DIE2SURF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKNoJ2BzSRU

[bbbushy]

Wake skis are a real thing though.

Actually the clue was you weren't a new forum member and you own a Response.

Really, Is it kind of like a trick ski? Yep and i'm looking at the Malibu LXR.

[crashleroux]

CLOTHING OPTIONAL

unless youre riding in my Ecoboost, then i dont want bare bums on my seats

[ibelonginprison]

I'm actually putting this sticker on my car for our car event in the mountains this weekend up at the Dragon.

[DIE2SURF]

...as they pour sugar in your bu's gas tank while you stop at an air conditioned steakhouse enjoying a medium rare, gas-emitting bovine fillet minion and an ice-cold refrigerated PBR.

Edited May 12, 2015 by DIE2SURF

[footndale]

Really, Is it kind of like a trick ski? Yep and i'm looking at the Malibu LXR.

Bigger than a trick ski, but shorter than jumpers. Used a lot over jumps.

HO Sports came out with them, but I don't know they still make them. Stereo skis seems to be the main producer now. They are fun. http://www.stereoskis.com/wakeskis

[WakingMeHappy]

Uhm....whatever. I'm just here for the post count.

[Michigan boarder]

...as they pour sugar in your bu's gas tank while you stop at an air conditioned steakhouse enjoying a medium rare, gas-emitting bovine fillet minion and an ice-cold refrigerated PBR.

The worst part is making a fillet out of a minion. They bleed genderless marriage licenses and Prius registrations.

[DIE2SURF]

I like me a minion. Mignon is ok too.

[TallRedRider]

Post deleted.

I was going to get all serious and crap...which was going to get the thread locked for sure. I just want in on the fun.

[shawndoggy]

I believe it was the late Sam Kennison that said during one of his routines talking about Africa something like..."We have deserts in the U.S. too.....we just don't LIVE IN THEM!!! WHY DON'T THEY MOVE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!"

and ironically enough he died driving through the desert to get to a town in the desert where people live for a gig.

[Afun]

I like me a minion. Mignon is ok too.

Versace...VERSAYS....you know you watched it

[Asmodeus2112]

As long as you have your boat, PBR and truck right! FTW!