what does a G look like beached?

[TheHardWay]

Hey, at least he has a bumper out on the side of his boat. Wouldn't want to rub up against anything...

[teamerickson]

You can buff that out.

[ebelizard]

I smell a heavy insurance claim, followed by a trip to the malibu dealership for an upgrade

[-BS-]

Maybe they are really pulling on the res and he got caught. Looks like that area has water most of the time.

Dude, there's a well established tree like 2' higher than the waterline. I don't think, unless he actually tied off to the tree, he could have anchored any closer to shore. And to be honest, I'd bet a large amount of money he just beached the thing and ran a 10' bow line to a sand spike rock.

Rookie with a G. Classic.

[Dalton68]

I've seen this before in AZ. Water drops, nobody notices or cares and then you end up with this. Water comes back up and it floats again the next day.

Last year I was out there one guy was doing a beer bong but instead of beer he used vodka. A vodka bong!!!! he was challenging people in a bong battle! Hour later he was done! Couldn't even stand up. So his boat would be the last thing in his mind and this sort of thing happens. Probably some dumb story like this relating to this picture.

[-BS-]

but in his defense.......... how could he possibly have known the level of the waterway he was on fluctuated based on power consumption

.......you know..... other than the GIANT power lines running directly towards said waterway

[-BS-]

The real question is: Did he drive to that spot with those bumpers beating the crap out of his boat OR did he put them on the next morning, you know, just to make sure nothing scratched his boat?

[isellacuras]

It looks like that's gonna be tough to move even when the water comes up to full level.

[aggie08]

I swear that's a Weber Q grill on the left. When you gotta eat, you gotta eat. No time for anchoring.

[Lance B. Johnson]

It's a shame to do that to such a pretty beach.

[Nitrousbird]

Say what you will, I'd trade our boat in a heart beat for that one, damage and all.

[-BS-]

You must own a Mastercraft

[Afun]

I swear that's a Weber Q grill on the left. When you gotta eat, you gotta eat. No time for anchoring.

That or E.T.

[Malibuzer]

"Hold my beer and watch this!" G owner!

That really sucks! I feel bad for the guy!

[Nitrousbird]

You must own a Mastercraft

I don't like most Mastercrafts. There is lot to not like about the G (looks, fake teak, awful dash, so-so tower, high price) but there is nothing in the Malibu lineup that can make as sweet of a wakeboard or surf wake. I love our 'Bu and next boat will likely be one too but the G is one hell of a boat.

[-BS-]

Probably right. I just don't need that wake or wave. I'm not there yet. Maybe some day. For now it'd be like buying GraveDigger to haul my firewood & bark dust.

[Steve B.]

• Stay thirsty my friend
• too much alcohol = too little water

Steve B.

[Nitrousbird]

Probably right. I just don't need that wake or wave. I'm not there yet. Maybe some day. For now it'd be like buying GraveDigger to haul my firewood & bark dust.

Grave Digger would be an awful truck for actual truck uses.

That said, the G is FAR beyond my wakeboard skill set (hell, mine loaded up is beyond it). But surf wake, the more the better, even at semi-novice levels.

[CumminsBu]

Extreme case of "Touching The Bottom. "

(That's what we call a Coast Guard Boat that runs aground.)

[CumminsBu]

Grinding the lake bank.

[-BS-]

For sure. And the G would make an awful boat for my actual boat uses.

But that's what's great; I'm allowed to laugh at 'em. You're allowed to love 'em. And the same goes for my boat. It's aaaaalllll good!

[-BS-]

too much alcohol = too little water

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Ding ding ding. We have a winner! THAT is funny

[Dinsdale]

Maybe there were boats in front of behind his boat. In that case, amazing parallel park job.

[WakeGirl]

Tis but a scratch.

And for the record, I have pictures of many Crew member boats with their fenders out while underway. And yes, I am low enough to hold them for extortion / ransom / blackmail.

[WakingMeHappy]

"Hey guys.....watch this"