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jeepurz

Lots of engineers here, right?

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ahopkinsVTX

Haha nice, the last one is the best :lol:

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ADDICTED2WAKE

Agreed, love the last one.

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Phoenix

Take the last one and substitute "Microsoft Tech Support" for Engineer, and it's funnier.

While we're at it:

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Understanding Engineers -

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?" they asked.

Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

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TheKiwi

Hahah last one is too true. :rofl:

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formulaben

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

:rofl:

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wakebrdr94

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Soon2BV

There are 10 kids of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

/engineer

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ajive

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were teaching christianity in a country not tolerant of such things. They were caught and sentenced to death by beheading.

The next day they are led to the guillotine and the priest is called first. When asked for his last request, he says "I would like to die facing heaven, please allow me to lie on my back."

The undertaker obliged and allowed this. When he pulled the rope, the blade stuck on the way down. Seeing this as divine intervention, he allowed the priest to live and go free.

The doctor is called and is asked for his last request. He responded "I guess since it worked for the priest, I think I'll lie on my back as well."

Once again, the blade stuck and the doctor was allowed to go free.

Finally, the engineer was called. He too asked to be executed while lying on his back. He was placed on the bench under the blade- "Wait, wait!" he said, "I think I see the problem."

ba-dum!

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WheelerWake

I would like to thank everyone for the kudos.

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