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That's funny. Everybody is standing up so they can be "seen" cruising in their cool boat. Crockett and Tubbs wannabees. They have four point seat harnesses in those things for a reason.

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we ran into his brother on the lake this holiday weekend!

23' i/o throttle wide open, stereo wide open standing up at the helm and all but hollering "mommy, mommy look at me".

never drove a straight line: full stop starboard to full stop port then back.

what a nimrod. we laughed until we had tears!

what a circus on the holiday weekend.

you just can't make this stuff up.

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Made the headlines in Australia too, and we have simiiar lunatics on the rivers/dams here that think its great sport tearing along at full noise jumping boat wakes.

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Responded to an incident like this five years ago and unlike here the consequences were tragic. Spent 45 minutes trying to resuss a 12 yo who sadly died that day, carried another two out on stretchers cascading blood and making noises only those with brain injuries can make along with numerous broken limbs. Of the four in the boat that summers day, 1 deceased, 2 quadriplegics and the fourth compound fractures of both legs all after losing control after hitting a cross wash at 40 mph and hitting the bank. If you see behaviour like that in the video do what you can to stop it. The consequences can be life lasting or life ending.

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This came up as another one after that one finished. Classic. What does it take to back your 40-50K suv into the drink, or maybe it was dad's.

Edit - especially when there are tractors there for the purpose of launch/retrieve.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3goRfcrj1WA#!

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Hence, just don't let anyone buy a boat

Maybe make some kinda law, that idiots, morons and imbeciles (all are medical terms defining the IQ/age of an individual) are not allowed to have boats?? Cause in CA, that would eliminate a lot of boat owners...

Maybe they could do that for cars too!!! wouldn't tyhat be nice!!

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This came up as another one after that one finished. Classic. What does it take to back your 40-50K suv into the drink, or maybe it was dad's.

Edit - especially when there are tractors there for the purpose of launch/retrieve.

Just think, that salt water soaked thing wil be on the used car market somewhere for some poor soul to buy. "I had an Explorer once, those things rust fast!"

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Maybe make some kinda law, that idiots, morons and imbeciles (all are medical terms defining the IQ/age of an individual) are not allowed to have boats?? Cause in CA, that would eliminate a lot of boat owners...

Maybe they could do that for cars too!!! wouldn't tyhat be nice!!

let's add kids to that list, too.

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You can't fix stupid! There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to, Stupid is forever! ~ Ron White.

Just like Churchhill said, I will be sober tomorrow, but you'll still be ugly!!!!

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Just like Churchhill said, I will be sober tomorrow, but you'll still be ugly!!!!

The difference between genius and stupidity is there is a limit to genius.

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The girl in the yellow bikini probably hit her head pretty good on the wheel, but the waves block us from seeing what she hits, the driver looked like he just went unconscious or something, as he just dropped...

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The girl in the yellow bikini probably hit her head pretty good on the wheel, but the waves block us from seeing what she hits, the driver looked like he just went unconscious or something, as he just dropped...

went down like a sac of potato's, ha. Had to watch it again to see if his head hit the window frame or something, but nope.

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